Time (barely) for some more ‘Randumb Thoughts from Phyne Dyning’

In General Information on April 5, 2013 at 10:38 am

Phyne Dyning always strives to bring its readers (now numbering in the tens) original content, rather than serving only as a source for material collected from around the Web. Well, almost always.


Spring has sprung. That means yard work abounds, lists of “honey-dos” require my attention, my real business pursuits are clamoring for attention, and I need to get my garden in.


It all gets in the way of what I really like to do: Spew scurrilous commentary.


Knowing that my reader(s) would otherwise drift away faster than a murder of crows flying over a field filled with shiny objects, here is a skeleton edition of Phyne Dyning…


I am an unabashed Chomskyite. Here’s an interesting article on how the new approach to dissidents is not to disagree with their message. The new (old Soviet) approach in Amerika is to simply call them ‘crazy’ and in need of ‘treatment’. Read on!

The Department of Homeland Security (Sieg Heil!) was purposed, we were told, to keep us safe from Islamic extremists responsible for the attacks on September 11, 2001.

Things have changed.

DHS has a new mission; spying on domestic dissidents who have deep-seated concerns about the unholy marriage between government and business…and suppressing First Amendment rights. Obviously, this is something of which the public must not be made aware.

The state security apparatchik is so self-confident (delusional?) that the worst thing they can do is to start explaining themselves. Here is an example of what happens when the folks at a local Fusion Centers tried to explain themselves and their ‘mission’. It is laugh-out-loud funny!

After watching this, you’ll get down on your knees and thank Heaven that our masters are as dumb as a bag of hammers. If they were intelligent and organized, freedom would truly be fucked. Roar with laughter at this example of stupidity in action when an ‘elected’ lawmaker (edict issuer) explains why laws banning high capacity magazine-clips (sic) will eventually result in their total disappearance.

The hallmark characteristics of a totalitarian state are: 1) Enemies of the state are everywhere, and 2) Criminals are ‘everyone’.

If you get your news from other than ‘officially approved’ vendors, you are a criminal. SWAT teams are standing ready to take you in custody if you read without permission.

This was too good to wait. When I was up to my ass in alligators and trying to remember where the damn plug was to drain the swamp, I forwarded this on to my friend, Dr. LaBaume, to publish on his Flyover Press site.

Heedful of government admonishments to ‘practice safe sex’, a woman carries condoms in her purse. When government goons find them, she is accused of being a prostitute and is harassed in the “Land of the Free”.

What’s odd about that.

If you follow the advice of the Department of Homeland Security (Sieg Heil!) and keep a box of canned tuna under your bed in case of a disruption in the nation’s food supply, you’re a “survivalist prepper” in need of state monitoring.

 Totalitarian states are efficient. If you break a law, you go to prison. If you obey the law, you go to prison. Fast, easy, and convenient.

Never trespass into the state’s sandbox. Only the state can issue warnings and most of those are jokes too.

Take the TSA.

The following is a list of terrorist plots foiled by TSA screeners:

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The following is a list of terrorist plots foiled by the FBI and Homeland Security

(NOTE: Agency entrapment of retards was not included in the list).

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But when a couple of wisecracking DJs intrude on the state’s right to deceive, you can bet your ass felony charges against the DJs are likely.

Holy shit, where’s the Tylenol?

When a local security guard made a joking reference to the movie kidnapping of CEO ‘Frank Shirley’ by the dimwitted ‘Cousin Eddie’ in “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”, Principle Financial Group made sure he was fired.

There is no such thing as ‘corporate humor’.

It also proves corporate leaders are every bit the “cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit” that Clark Griswold saw them to be.

 There you go! You may now return to your normal activities.


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